• Schrödinger’s Lost Manuscript

    Every writer has an unwritten book—the one that exists only in their mind, pristine and flawless, untouched by the mess of actual writing. In your head, it’s already brilliant. The characters are rich, the plot is airtight, the themes are profound. But the second you try to write it down, something happens. It changes. It…

  • Caffeine-Fueled Time Travel for Writers

    Writers and caffeine have a relationship that borders on the supernatural. It’s not just about staying awake—coffee (or tea, or whatever your stimulant of choice may be) seems to alter something in the brain. Words come faster, thoughts sharpen, ideas connect in ways they didn’t an hour ago. It’s not just energy, it’s acceleration—like caffeine…

  • The Haunted Ink Paradox

    Writers talk about words having power. But what about the ink that holds them? It sounds dramatic—this idea that ink might absorb more than just meaning, that it could hold onto something deeper. But think about it: writing is an act of transference. A writer takes something intangible—thoughts, emotions, memories—and pours them into physical form….

  • The Plot Hole Singularity

    Plot holes exist on a spectrum. Some are small enough that a reader will skim past them without a second thought—a character who was holding a coffee cup suddenly isn’t, a door that was locked in one scene is magically open in the next. These are the paper cuts of storytelling: tiny, annoying, but ultimately…

  • When AI Prays: Digital Devotion and the Quest for Meaning

    I’ll confess: I never imagined myself kneeling before a flickering screen to hear an avatar of Christ reply in scriptural prose. Yet that’s exactly what happened last winter in Lucerne’s St. Peter’s Chapel, where an “AI Jesus” installation invited visitors to type their confessions and receive counsel straight from the Gospels—rendered, of course, by a large language…

  • The Intelligence Explosion: Knowledge, Power, and the New Illuminati

    The Intelligence Explosion Is Coming—But Who’s Holding the Detonator? The “All-Seeing Eye” atop a pyramid (as shown on the U.S. one-dollar bill) has long symbolized secret knowledge and elite oversight. In the age of AI, some wonder if a new cabal of tech insiders holds the keys to humanity’s future. Introduction: A Singularity in Slow…

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