• Jill Scott’s Anthem Remake: When “The Star-Spangled Banner” Sounds Like Protest

    The national anthem has always been more litmus test than lullaby. At ball games, at graduations, in moments of national pageantry—it forces us to ask whose nation we’re celebrating. Jill Scott’s reimagining of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” first performed in 2020 and circulating again in cultural conversation, is less performance than protest. Where Francis Scott Key…

  • 23 Fun Telling Time Games and Activities (with Free Printables)

    Ask any first-grade teacher: telling time is the unit where math meets existential crisis. Suddenly, kids realize their world is divided into invisible chunks—snack time, recess, “five more minutes.” Teaching it isn’t just about clocks, it’s about control, patience, and the first taste of scheduling. That’s why games and activities matter: they transform abstract numbers…

  • Carolina Miranda and the Map of Los Angeles’s Art Worlds

    Los Angeles is a city that resists singular stories: freeways cut it into ribbons, neighborhoods refuse to align, and art tends to bloom in the margins rather than in gleaming downtown towers. That’s precisely why Carolina A. Miranda, culture columnist for the Los Angeles Times, has become such an indispensable chronicler of the city’s artistic…

  • 26 Lining-Up Strategies That Keep the Chaos (Mostly) Contained

    Ask any teacher: the most dangerous time of day isn’t the fire drill or the test—it’s the moment you tell twenty-five kids to “line up.” Suddenly the room turns into a rugby scrimmage with backpacks. Classroom management lives and dies in those few seconds. But lining up doesn’t have to be pure entropy; it can…

  • Close Reading Strategies: A Step-by-Step Guide (That Won’t Bore Everyone to Tears)

    Close reading has become one of those phrases that make kids groan and teachers roll their eyes, because somewhere along the way it got translated into “underline five verbs and call it a day.” But real close reading—the kind that actually slows students down and sharpens their critical thinking—is less about worksheets and more about…

  • 25 Hispanic Heritage Month Activities for Kids (That Aren’t Just Paper Flags)

    Every September, classrooms break out the papel picado and the bilingual posters—and too often stop there. Hispanic Heritage Month deserves better than token mariachi playlists. The good news: kids are natural culture-sponges, and there are dozens of ways to make this month a genuine exploration rather than a laminated display. 1. Storytelling as Resistance Read…

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